I don’t drink soda very often. So when I do, I burp for hours. Days. Years, even. And it’s pretty instantaneous. Take a sip, suppress a burp.
Fun fact – when you hit G on the back, he burps. You can literally still “burp” him as if he were a suckling babe! Mwahahahahaa…. Used to my advantage. Often.
I cannot have caffeine, so when I have soda, it is usually Canada Dry. And yes, CANADA DRY, not just any ole Ginger Ale. I didn’t realize it was weird I referred to ginger ale as Canada Dry until Katie pointed it out and mocked my specificity.
Big things happening:
- getting married – people asking me questions about it is much more stressful than actually doing anything about it
- signed up for a half marathon with my mom – we are going to call this “from 3-13 in 14 weeks”… eeeek. We shall see if it is possible. I am nooooooootttttttt exactly in the best shape, and I am slower than…. everything. You now that scene in Office Space where the woman in the walker is moving faster than the guy in the traffic jam? That is how I feel when I run.